The duck is laughing at me now. Look at that face - that's a smirk if ever I saw one. No that's not a black eye from my torturing it, though goodness knows he has been challenging me! It's paint from yet more removal (accompanied by some choice words I might add) Now how, tell me this, how does he manage to retain the marker pen design I did over the TOP of the paint once I have scrubbed the paint off? With a brillo pad! How? Mocking me I tell you!
I've had one more idea. Last chance saloon for my little friend here and then I take the blowtorch to him, he is seriously damaging my, fragile at the best of times, mojo. Y'hear me Duck? Last chance! Co-operate!